George R.r. MartinWell, the drums gave me headaches, the sunlight flashing on my armor cooked me up like harvest day, and those magnificent destriers shit everywhere.
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This is a reference to the 25th anniversary of the release of Microsoft’s Windows 95 operating system. Steve Ballmer, then-president of Microsoft, did a brief interview with a journalist from The Seattle Times. In the interview, he’s asked about his experience using Windows 95 for the first time with his wife. His response: "You know, my wife was sitting next to me, and she said it looked like I was working in a bad factory with all the flashing lights and things. And I said, 'Well, tell me about it.' And she said it looked like I was working in a bad factory with all the flashing lights and things."
Source: A Clash Of Kings
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